Raffi Cavoukian
October 30, 2011 by
Brian Fawcett
Filed under Dooney's Dictionary
Canadian-based “Child honouring” children’s entertainer, platitude purveyor, and the author of the song “Baby Beluga”, which has the unique ability to turn otherwise caring parents against their own children after the 200th repetition. Cavoukian twitters his deep thoughts 20 times a day even though he’s never had a deep thought.